Ross

HAHA! SHAWN'S POOR!



Rider King Strong. Greatest name ever. Y/Y?

I never even realized until earlier today that it's totally porny-licious(ride her strong?). What's really sad/gross is my first thought was "Yeah, I bet he rides 'em strong........OMFGZ! WHAT AM I SAYING?!"

Sigh. For years he stared back at me from my bedroom wall. He was so angsty and delicious. And he seemed so much cooler and older than me. Now I look back or watch reruns and he's this little 14 year-old kid. And I feel like a pedophile.

Meeeeeemorieeeees....

ETA: I also never knew my bb was a vegetarian. Apparently he was a little naked hippie born to crunchy granola eating parents in San Francisco. So ~kewl~.
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Ross

It's been so long, my internet friends!

I've been so bizzy with work and such that I haven't updated the ol' ElJay lately. I've been all up in ONTD, but I've been a big bag of fail when it comes to reading and commenting on everyone else's journals. So to repent for my sins, I'll admit a few embarassing things about myself:

- I hate Nickelback, but I sing along(LOUDLY)to "Rockstar" if it comes on in the car when I'm by myself. Idk, it's just a fun song to sing. I FEEL NO SHAME FOOLS!

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Ross

Nice guy or thundercunt of the century?



Idk bbs, I just don't know. But he looks rly rly ridiculously good looking here. And I'm not physically attracted to him. Believe you me, I tried, and for a while I thought I was. Then I just realized I was in love with JD(well, along with the nose and the jewiness). Sort of like back in the day when I thought I liked Heath Ledger and then realized I just dug his accent.
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    The Shins(fitting)- Phantom Limb
Ross

I must say:

Cartoon me is fucking HOT.



^Yes, I really do dance around campus like that. It was called "The Spaz Dance". Very fitting. She was grooving to some New Order while I was dressing her. I love the people in the background that are giving me the "WTF?" look. It's realistic. I went through 700 different locations: Great Wall of China, hippie love den, outer space, the ghetto. I think the funniest was me dancing in front of a taco stand. I don't actually own Lolita shades, but dammit, I'm on a quest to find a pair! You can't really tell either, but I'm wearing a Star of David necklace. You know, 'cause I luv the jewz.
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    Violent Femmes- Blister in the Sun
Ross

WTF?!



^Greatest couple ever Y/Y?

How have I not known that they're showing Wonder Years reruns again?! They're on ION(what used to be PAX...ew). I didn't even know we got that channel. Which is why it's so upsetting I didn't know they were showing the reruns for like a year. Even worse, I faintly remember hearing about it a long time ago........but I forgot to actually watch.

That show is srsly my favorite show of all time. Nothing has ever made me cry harder. Specifically the episode where Wayne's best friend comes home from Vietnam completely shell shocked and depressed. He starts crying and says "Nothing fits anymore". Oh jay-sus, I weep and then weep some more. My favorite episode evah. And if you're not moved by something like that, you're probably an asshole.

I hope they haven't shown it yet. I'm looking forward to curling up in front of the TV and sobbing into my Ben & Jerry's. Which really says a lot about me.
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    Neutral Milk Hotel- Holland, 1945
Ross

I GOT A JOB!!!

You can now refer to me as "Old Navy sales associate". Lulz, Old Navy, I know. But hey, sweet employee discount! I guess that makes selling moderately priced sweaters for minimum wage all worth it.

Also, I've been meaning to post this since Sunday, but something on the MTV Movie Awards made me think of you Ms. Sherman. Seth Rogan presented with Eva Mendes and told her he wanted to impregnate her with his "schluby Jew sperm" and Eva said "Oh my god, I love Jew sperm!" and I instantly thought "OMG! MY HETEROLIFEMATE!" That's totally you, amirite? Amirite?
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Ross

Haaaaaaaaaaaay girlfriends!

I haven't been on teh internetz, let alone post, in so long! I've been so busy registering, applying for jobs, buying books. I've missed you all so so so much!:(

So, to catch everyone up to speed:

- I decided to take a couple summer classes here, so I'm living with a friend for the time being. Classes only last six weeks and they're all just silly little electives I felt like taking because they sounded cool. So let's hope that works out.

- I've been applying for jobs everywhere. EVERYWHERE. I've gotten a few call backs/interviews but no job. To think, everyone told me that being a broke college student with good grades would help me get one quick. LIES.

- I met my ~evil~ twin the other day. She's a friend of a friend but we had somehow never met. And this first friend kept telling me "OMG! You're just like so and so! You have to meet her!" And usually when people say that....it's very much false. But this girl and I are the same person. Our voices sound the same, we have the same sense of humor, the same thoughts, we even look alike. Red hair, similar features, same height, body type. The only difference is that she wears glasses. It's like we have the same soul. Together we shall rule the world!
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Ross

You peed on my ipod shuffle. You're such a stupid bitch.

I'm sure I'm incredibly late to the game(I always am). But The Whitest Kids U'Know are, like, the funniest dudes ever. I had never heard of them until the other night when I happened upon their show on Fuse. I feel like a loser because they've apparently been around for a long time. It's certainly guy humor, but I just love how short and simple their sketches are.

A sample:



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Ross

What I do on a Saturday....

Nothing. It's been pouring rain here for the past 4 days. It's finally let up, but it's still cloudy. EVIL. Is it so much to ask that it be sunny and spring-y?

- Since I've been stuck inside, I decided to go through my old CDs. NO. It only reminded me how shitty my taste in music used to be. I went back to my 'angry white girl' days only to find an inky abyss of Limp Bizkit. FUCKING LIMP BIZKIT! I've spent the past 6 years trying to forget I ever loved them. What was I thinking? Even worse, I put on one of their CDs for nostalgia's sake..........and I still knew all the words. Shoot me?

- Speaking of music, remember our discussion of music moments that give you the heebie jeebies? I found two more:

Okkervil River's "Black"- The part from about 2:25 to 3:00. So very, very good.

Radiohead's "High and Dry"- "They're the ones who'll spit at you/You will be the one screeeeeeeeamin' oooooouuut" Awwwww yeah.:)

- Maybe I just have PMS, but that video of David Hasselhoff all drunk and sad breaks my heart. Srsly. "Cause, I'm lonely. I have trouble in my life." made me a little teary-eyed. I can't believe I feel so bad for fucking David Hasselhoff! It just seems so......weird. Stupid compassion.

To lighten the mood, here's Gordo lookin' homeless......but still doableCollapse )
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    Radiohead- High and Dry