You can now refer to me as "Old Navy sales associate". Lulz, Old Navy, I know. But hey, sweet employee discount! I guess that makes selling moderately priced sweaters for minimum wage all worth it.
Also, I've been meaning to post this since Sunday, but something on the MTV Movie Awards made me think of you Ms. Sherman. Seth Rogan presented with Eva Mendes and told her he wanted to impregnate her with his "schluby Jew sperm" and Eva said "Oh my god, I love Jew sperm!" and I instantly thought "OMG! MY HETEROLIFEMATE!" That's totally you, amirite? Amirite?
I haven't been on teh internetz, let alone post, in so long! I've been so busy registering, applying for jobs, buying books. I've missed you all so so so much!:(
So, to catch everyone up to speed:
- I decided to take a couple summer classes here, so I'm living with a friend for the time being. Classes only last six weeks and they're all just silly little electives I felt like taking because they sounded cool. So let's hope that works out.
- I've been applying for jobs everywhere. EVERYWHERE. I've gotten a few call backs/interviews but no job. To think, everyone told me that being a broke college student with good grades would help me get one quick. LIES.
- I met my ~evil~ twin the other day. She's a friend of a friend but we had somehow never met. And this first friend kept telling me "OMG! You're just like so and so! You have to meet her!" And usually when people say that....it's very much false. But this girl and I are the same person. Our voices sound the same, we have the same sense of humor, the same thoughts, we even look alike. Red hair, similar features, same height, body type. The only difference is that she wears glasses. It's like we have the same soul. Together we shall rule the world!